Book: Stormy Describes Trump's Junk In Graphic Detail

19 September, 2018, 01:04 | Author: Cecil Buchanan
  • Excerpts from Stormy Daniels' upcoming book have been leaked to the press

So, this comparison is not good for Trump, and he knows it. "Donald is absolutely livid about Stormy Daniels' description of his penis and bedroom performance", a source close to the president tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY.

According to the Guardian, which obtained a copy of her memoir Full Disclosure, the former adult film star who says she slept with Trump in 2006 described his penis in some less-than-flattering detail, declaring that it resembled a Mario Kart character.

It's unbelievable how much more descriptive one can get when there's sweet book deal money on the table.

"He had a red cap, a Trump crest as a placeholder for the MAGA slogan not one of us could see coming", Daniels writes.

Stormy Daniels will reveal salacious details of her alleged sexual encounter with Trump in her upcoming book
Stormy Daniels will reveal salacious details of her alleged sexual encounter with Trump in her upcoming book

"To make it crazier, Hillary Clinton called", Daniels writes. Specifically, she compares it to the mushroom character, Toad, from Mario Kart. She also claims that it is "unusual" in shape and "it has a huge mushroom head" that's "like a toadstool".

In the book, Daniels, real name Stephanie Clifford, repeats claims made elsewhere by herself and her lawyer Michael Avenatti, while adding new colour to the alleged affair. "And we can devise your technique", Daniels quotes him as saying, per The Guardian. In the book, Stormy says that her exchange with Donald was the "least impressive" intercourse she has ever had.

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