Important: M&S is selling a heart-shaped sausage for Valentine's Day

10 February, 2019, 09:42 | Author: Regina Silva
  • Important: M&S is selling a heart-shaped sausage for Valentine's Day

Slightly truffled and wrapped in salty bacon, the meaty creation is flawless for a lovers' breakfast in bed.

'It looks like two giant grubs mating, ' penned one unimpressed Twitter user, while another commented: 'Nothing says love more than processed meat'.

In the advertisement, M&S has carefully fried eggs in the middle of the Love Sausage, which could be the flawless breakfast in bed on the official day of love.

Marks and Spencer is selling a special heart-shaped "love sausage" ahead of Valentine's Day.

Amused shoppers took to social media with witty responses after the new romantic product was announced.

"Any chance you can get me some representation because of this innuendo-filled product?"

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But this time, it is a "heart-shaped, lightly-truffled [sausage], wrapped in bacon" that the retailer has launched in time for Valentines Day.

"Gotta say I really don't want that thing anywhere near me", one person wrote.

In what may be the most mind-boggling tweet of 2019 so far, the store adored by the nation's nans asked: "Are you ready for our Love Sausage?"

Further unimpressed comments included, "stay classy M&S" and 'romance isn't dead!'

It went on to encourage the general public to "say it with sausages", and tag who you'll be sharing your "love sausage" with on the 14th February.

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