Lori Loughlin, Julian Assange, Michael Avenatti share jail cell on 'SNL'

14 April, 2019, 20:44 | Author: Cecil Buchanan
  • 'SNL' Cold Open Finds Lori Loughlin, Julian Assange And Michael Avenatti Hanging In Prison

That's the scenario the Saturday Night Live writers dreamed up for the latest episode's cold open sketch. Yes, the person we might have talked about more this week than Donald Trump was Lori Loughlin.

When Keenan Thompson's character told her she wouldn't last a year in prison, she replied, "You think prison is hard?" I paid 500 grand to get my daughter in USC!"McKinnon's Loughlin growled menacingly".

After McKinnon's Loughlin, it was Davidson's Avenatti's turn, posturing his own success and crimes by saying he was accused of things "you can't even conceive of, like blackmailing a sneaker company and stealing taxes from a coffee shop to fund a race vehicle team". She was throwing money around, which she partly won by her long résumé.

"You want to throw down, amigo?" asks the shows Assange.

Pete Davidson rocked a bald wig to play recently arrested lawyer Michael Avenatti, before Michael Keaton surprised everyone playing WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange - complete with an insane fake beard - who describes himself as "the architect of anarchy and the king of chaos". "I might still run for president".

"How'd you know about that?"

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"I'm the craziest dude in here", said "SNL" cast member Kenan Thompson.

When an inmate Kyle Mooney challenges his madness, Assange threatened him with the exposure of his most private photos. "I'm the scourge of the cleaning staff at the Ecuadorian embassy".

He continues, "I attacked th USA military, bitches". "You try figuring that one out". Yeah, you cheat your schools and, you know, you rob your companies. That's cute. It is. I've attacked the USA military, bitches, because I'm an actual James Bond super villain and I'm one step away from destroying the goddamn moon. "Because I gotta take a Wikileak".

Near the end of the sketch, Tekashi 6ix9ine (Melissa Villaseñor) avoided directly contributing to the argument over who was craziest and simply added that he was in prison for "robbery and gun stuff".

"Well, we may both regret this". Davidson's Avenatti asks, adding "See, prison's fun!" In "SNL's" hands, it kind of is.

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